Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Representative of the Honorable Association of Liars Responds to the Violence Perpetrated against Him


We have it on the Good Word of Noble Servants that immediately Upon Awakening while still Within His Bed, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot sat up with Remarkable Vigor and said:
"It was the Sandestin and everybody knows it, that fascist."
Whereupon he did once more Pass Out upon his sheets with equal vigor.

Publicans have largely declined to comment, except to say that whatever a "fascist" is, it sounds most Unpleasant and Unbecoming of a Speaker of the Public House and that they are Most Certaine that the Sandestin would have no part in it.

Adonis Fane of the Benevolent Order had this to say, however:
"Like our Brethren Publicans and Representatives of the Will of the People, we know little of this "fascism" of which the Right Honorable L'Carpetron Dookmarriot speaks. However, if it means that Good Order will be kept in Parliament House and the Streets of this Great City, we are all for it." 

2 comments:

  1. I'm going to give the Sandestin the benefit of the doubt.

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    1. Heh :-)

      Best part is that both the Sandestin and the Hon. Rep. of the Association of Liars are PCs.

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